Monday, 26 June 2017

The Endless Plains

Kariba dam is slowly crumbling so we saw plenty of brand new machinery and hordes of Chinese workers scurrying around trying to fix it as we crossed the boarder. It took a fairly long time to get into Zambia due to us having spent more time in Zim than anticipated. Once through we stopped briefly in Lusaka the capital which seemed much more advanced and happening than anywhere we had been in Zim. We were basically just cutting through Zambia on our way to Malawi so we had a very early departure from Lusaka. On the outskirts was an incredible produce market where we stocked up on supplies for the next few days before hitting the flash new road provided courtesy of foreign aid. We cracked out nearly 600km with only a few dusty km which were still under construction until we reached a nice shady camp with the football on for our die hard British fans.


Crossing into Malawi was a real change. Not only were the roads narrower the mud huts were replaced with small brick houses, there were crops other than maize growing (cassava and rice), plenty of people riding bikes and so many waving children (Malawi is the most densely populated country in Africa). This slowed our progress down a lot and what should have been a rather cruisey drive day turned into a late evening, it took us 13 hours to do 350km! Our camp was situated on the shores of lake Malawi and we had organised with the locals a pig for the spit which was accompanied with a fair share of cane spirits and fancy dress needless to say we had a thumping hangover the next day but a tv with streaky cricket signal kept us entertained.


It was a relatively short drive through the lushest highlands of northern Malawi to Chitimba our next lakeside camp. Along the way we drove through a tremendous 2 min downpour before we stopped to do our food shopping at the hectic Mzuzu market where you could buy all manner of fresh produce including huge avocados for around 25 US cents each. Once again the beach was picture postcard and water a perfect temperature to swim in. After the hot desert temperatures in Namibia we have had very pleasant temperatures and next to no rain. In the evenings it was getting a little chilly especially in the higher elevations in Zimbabwe but it is still warm enough to swim most of the time instead of taking a cold shower. The cooler nights have also worked wonders on the mosquito populations. We have probably seen 3 the whole trip though we continue to take our anti malaria pills everyday.


Feeling like we need to work off the effects of too much pork and cane spirits we set off at dawn to climb Mount Chombi which looks over Chatimba. It was a glorious sunrise which accompanied us as we walked along the lake shores to the base then it was straight up. With a couple of local lads showing us the way up we weaved through fields of cassava and maize and sweated like pigs as it happened to be extremely muggy. All the teachers were on strike in Malawi as they haven't been paid in months but this didn't stop the kids turning up and when we walked through the local primary school we got inundated but “how are you, I am fine” which is the first English sentence learnt in Africa. We had great views from the top and after a tomato and smoked fish sandwich decided toast the long winding road way down and check out the waterfall along the way.


Unfortunately our time had expired in Malawi so it was off through the fertile lake flood plains complete with banana groves and rice paddies to the boarder with Tanzania. This border must be one of the most relaxed we have ever been to as we just strolled through and had lunch on the other side while we waited for our visas to be processed. It was a long slow climb up out of the lake through some big hills which looked like farming on steroids. The lush green hillsides were covered in plantations of tea, coffee, bananas, cassava, potatoes and rice as well as timber plots. The houses were more grand, bikes had been replaced by motorcycles there was farm machinery and trucks galore and the people’s smiles and waves had been replaced with less friendly attitudes and gestures. As we left the green hills behind the huge, dry open plains expanded out in front of us as we raced towards the big smoke of Dar er Salam and the Indian Ocean. 



We had pulled off the road and camped in a small clearing surrounded by thorny scrub and were preparing to depart just before sunrise when the local police turned up wearing big white ponchos and machine guns. They really didn't have much to offer us other than something along the lines of it’s dangerous here due to leopards (hard to believe) so we hastily departed and hit the road. We had been warned that it might be slow due to road works. What we didn't expect was for it to take nearly 5 hours as the road works stretched for a long dusty 150km or so with a grand total of about 20 people working on actually building the thing. After a quick lunch we ground our way very slowly down through an exceptionally steep gorge. This road is the main road heading southwest from Dar er Salam and its port so is exceptionally busy with trucks and buses all racing on a very tight schedule. The gorge was a classic example of this, we saw a couple of seriously overloaded trucks having come a cropper due to cooked brakes with rather grisly outcomes. As if the day hadn't been action packed enough we drove through a national park on dusk and spotted a couple of herds of giraffe and elephants. We were staying in another bush camp which turned out to be much further down an overgrown dirt road than anticipated so there was a bit of action needed with the axe to get us there. 


It was another rather slow day as we finally made it to the very hot and sticky port city of Dar where we got well and truly stuck in traffic but thanks to a few stuff quizzes kept ourselves entertained. Then just as the sun was setting we arrived at the Indian Ocean! The first thing we did was pile straight in to the warm salty ocean which felt so good after 3 days of travel and nearly two months since our last ocean swim all the way back at the Atlantic. We braved the hectic little ferry and streets of Dar with its busy fish and produce markets the next day. We expected the worst due to other’s comments but was pleasantly surprised with the rather relaxed atmosphere (maybe we have just become accustomed) as we bargained for some fabrics though we were disappointed not to find more African style prints probably due to the huge Arab/Muslim influence. 




Next up on the itinerary was a morning ferry to the famous Zanzibar where we were to spend  4 nights. Upon arrival at this semi autonomous island we were greeted by Dan our host who took us to his place for an excellent curry made with local spices, beef, spinach, tomatoes, carrots and banging rice. Food is a little hard to come by at present due to it being the fasting month of Ramadan. Though we had to be a little more discrete when eating we still had the opportunity to witness the spices growing and sample some delicious local fruits and the potent home brewed liquor. Zanzibar famous for its golden beaches, cloves and dark slave past was just coming out of its wet season so there was still a few puffy cumulonimbus floating around. We didn't really have too much we wanted to achieve while here, we had a good long walk around the coast and watched all the wooden fishing dhows heading out for an evening of fishing. The water was a perfect temperature for swimming and we were conned into an expensive sunset booze cruise that ended with everyone stumbling for an early night.




Before departing we had one night in stone town, the main trading centre. There are many old buildings built mainly out of lumps of coral and they form many twisting narrow alleys that are easy to get lost in. The muslim shop owners were much more pushy than we had experienced in the rest of Africa so after plenty of persistent nos we hit a rooftop bar for a sunset beer before a street dinner from the small but noisy night food market. It was a very early start as we had to get a 7am ferry back to mainland Tanzania where trusty old Walter was waiting for us in our beloved truck. 


For the second night in a row the mosque kept at it all night and with another pre sunrise start we were all pretty tired and slow moving as we headed inland to the Marangu at the base of Mount Kilimanjaro. The three main tourist attractions in Tanzania are extremely pricey, just to step foot inside kili national park will set you back $100, so instead of this we made the most of the cooler temperatures and went for a run and swim and helped give the truck a good scrub down. The lush lawn at our camp also made for a fine place to have a cold afternoon ginger beer and game of croquet.


It was a short drive to Arusha where we booked our tour to the Serengeti and Ngorogoro Crater and also got a quick photo on the shabby roundabout which supposedly marks the halfway point between Cape Town and Cairo though I think someone had stolen the sign… Our camp was at a place called Snake Park where a family has set up a Maasai museum, health clinic and keep a few snakes. The snakes had pretty tiny enclosures but it was good to learn the differences between them and watch a highly poisonous Black Mamba swallow a guinea pig. 



As mentioned previously the national park fees are exorbitant with our two and a half day tour to the Serengeti costing $520 US each. Anyway we set off just after lunch and passed through vast tracks of dry woodland, home to many Maasai cattle herders and managed 15 minutes at one of their weekly markets where Nick finally got his hands on a pair of jandles made from old car tyres. From there it was another hour or so to a camp just outside the national park entrance. Arising well before sunrise we climbed slowly up through the thick mist and rainforest in our trusty old poptop land cruiser (Toyota must make a killing in Africa) to the crater rim before dropping down a steep 4x4 track to the crater lake and surrounding plain. Not only did we see a small endangered carical cat on the descent we also spotted half a dozen lions as soon as we reached the bottom. We were one of about 40 other Toyotas parked up watching these amazing though slightly overwhelmed big cats. The circus didn't really disperse too much as we sped around from animal to animal though we were told it's 10 times worse in a month or twos time. Anyway we spent nearly 5 hours in this unique landscape which is home to a huge variety of animals most of which we saw right up close including a female elephant happily destroying a prickly acacia tree. 




After a slow climb back up out of the crater and a quick picnic lunch it was a long dusty drive on heavily corrugated roads through the Maasai inhabited plains to the Serengeti. The Maasai are amazingly graceful looking with their robes and colourful beaded jewellery and are still allowed to graze their herds inside the Ngorogoro part of the park but not the Serengeti. It must be a very hard place to reside with hot dry winds creating huge dust storms accentuate by the obvious overgrazing. At this time of year the plains are quickly drying out and most of the animals have headed west in search of greener pasturers. This didn't detract one wee bit as we saw giant herds of zebra, gazelle, elephants and impala as well as plenty of birds, lions, giraffes and hyenas. Arguably one of the best moments of the trip was spotting 5 lioness’s heading our way just as the sun was setting. For once we were the only vehicular as we stopped and watched them come and plonk themselves on the road and were quickly joined by their 14 tiny cubs. We must have spent 45 min with them as they played rough and tumble and by the end we had them all around our truck. We all let out elated cheers as we departed and raced to our bush camp where we crawled exhausted after 13 hours of game drives for a nights sleep.




After waking several times to the sound of cackling hyenas and roaring lions we set off once again just before sunrise in search of the elusive leopard. It wasn't long before we met back up with the lionesses and all the cubs dozing in the early morning sun but we needed a leopard to complete the big five. After a lot of jabbering on the radio we got the location of a young guy up a tree which some other truck had spotted so we joined the procession and raced across the plain to where he was stationed high in a tree. We watched for 15 min or so and saw him jump around in the tree and climb high up to another branch where he happily plonked himself down and went back to sleep. The number of animals on the plains is staggering, there was always something happening somewhere and you never had to drive far to see a different scene. The topi antelope was a new species and had majestical colourings but still our favourite is the elephants. We saw 3 or 4 tiny babies that our guide thought were only a couple of weeks old, they were still trying to work out what that long floppy thing on the front of their nose was! We had to retrace our tracks back through the dusty plains and around the edge of the crater rim and like good Maasai cattle herders made it back to snake park just after sundown. 


Time has flown by, when we first jumped on the truck Nairobi seemed like ages away now after a well needed long sleep we were headed there. Surprisingly it was a cold drizzly day though we did get a glimpse of the tops of Mount Kili on route.

Monday, 12 June 2017

I AM FINE! HOW ARE YOU?

Right now I'm lying in a hammock in the hot African sun listening to the waves of lake Malawi wash on the squeaky golden sand. It's the closest we have got to being by the sea in over 6 weeks. I know this blog post has taken a long time to air part of that is due to limited African wifi but mainly it is due to bloody technology deleting the draft so this will be a case of retrospect writing.


When we last left we were waiting at the boarder to Zimbabwe. This only took an hour or so to get a multi entry Zim – Zam visa unlike the queues of trucks which were waiting anywhere between 3 and 7 days. Vic Falls is a sleepy tourist town and The Falls were as impressive as anticipated especially as the seasonal rains had finally made it down from the head waters. This also meant the river was charging for rafting. We were only the second group down after the wet season. It was a very bumpy truck ride and a steep scramble down into the gorge where we finally met the mighty Zambezi River. Due to the high flow we had to put in half way down the normal section but the first rapid was still huge with massive curling waves which we did well to stay upright in. Once we had navigated this though it was all fairly plain sailing as all the rocks and technical stuff had been washed out, next time we return it will be in low water when it becomes a bit more gnarly. The lunch and cold beers the boys put on after the rafting was excellent and we even caught the end of the Highlanders game. 


There were plenty of locals pedalling produce between the two markets of Vic Falls and Livingstone (in Zambia) so we hired some bikes and biked across the boarder. All the friendly locals thought it was very funny to see white mzungas on bikes and gave us a wave or tried to race us. We had a good wander through the local craft market while some friendly stall owners kept a watchful eye over the bikes before our tummies demanded a great $2 local meal of sadza (maize porridge) and beef stew.
 A leisurely breakfast of beans and eggs followed by a game of scrabble occupied the morning (Nick had already been for a run) before Lucy, due to celebrate an upcoming birthday, took to the air in a helicopter to experience the falls from above and marvelled at the sheer volume of water and mist that thunders over the edge. On our last day before we got the rickety old night train to Bulawayo we got thoroughly soaked by the falls as we got an up close and personal experience of this amazing sight. Although the falls were a magnificent sight we had a very unique experience while walking back from watching the old steam train and  sunset as we ran into 13 elephants happily destroying the front garden of one of the hotels. We must have stood and watched them for nearly an hour and got to within a few meters of them at one stage. 


The train was pretty cool, not a single piece of maintenance had been done on it since its conception and the musty pink walls and crinkly green leather bunks in the four person cabins really showed their age. It was a comfortable ride and we got a fairly decent nights sleep even though it stopped very regularly. The true extent of this once prosperous country was revealed in Bulawayo with siding after siding of rusting railway cars, disused old factories and wasting warehouses everywhere. It was such a shame to see as the locals are all so open and friendly, much more so than in Namibia and Botswana maybe that was the German influence…


Lucy's birthday had finally come and to celebrate we spent the day chasing rhinos. Norm was an old, white bachelor who guided us expertly through the park and we got to walk right up close to 5 rhinos including one huge bull. All their horns had been removed to curb poaching but it was interesting to learn more about the game hunting trade which provides so much revenue to the very poorly funded national parks in Zim. After a nice lakeside picnic we saw some very fine old cave paintings, had plenty of high fives from kids running past our truck and watched a great sunset from a rocky outcrop where Cecil Rhodes-the founder and once owner of Zimbabwe is buried. We got back well after dark to find dinner already cooked and a nice birthday cake with a big candle for the birthday girl.




Next stop was the some what controversial Antelope Park which has a large number of captive lions and has intentions to release the cubs of some of them back into the wild. The campground was stunning with a lily pad river and lush green grass and the cutest wee donkey called Jackie who loved to poke her nose in conversations. Lucy saddled up an old nag and with a few others girls and a very scared Chris went for a trot through the game park while Nick went for a trot of his own. A few commandeered tent ground sheets and a hose provided the afternoon entertainment as we slipped and slid like little kids before jumping in the pool. A few people opted to do the controversial lion walk where you stroll with cubs bred specifically for this purpose while we went with Yvonne the fantastic scientist in charge of the pride which has 4 females about to be released into the wild. The parents of these lions were captive raised but the cubs have never had much human interaction other than the vehicles with spectators. The cubs, now 5 years old all hunt very effectively together and it is hoped that if the relocation is a success the model can be used for other top predators.



Feeling refreshed after our three nights lounging at Antelope we hit the scenic road through countless small subsistence farms with well maintained mud huts to Great Zimbabwe Ruins. These huge stone structures once provided shelter to 9000 inhabitants. On the flats some of the stone walls are 11m tall with intricate patterns while the cliff top fort had many small misleading alleys and provided a good viewpoint for the king to watch over his 200 odd wives… We camped near the base with a whole troop of very cute but equally cheeky monkeys who had great delight trying to steal our breakfast bananas.



Harare the capital was our next destination and as usual along the way we got stopped at a police road block every 50km or so. Our truck is one of the only ones that spends any significant time in Zim and the pedantic police looking for any excuse to siphon a little cash off certainly detracts from the otherwise amazing people. The capital also highlights the corruptness of the government with plenty of brand new Range Rovers parked outside any government building yet lines and lines of people unsuccessfully trying to get cash out of the ATMs (the govt is holding all the US$ and there isn't enough bonded notes in circulation). Never before have we witnessed people so desperate for their cash from banks. Many people have credit on their phones that they can use to pay for groceries etc and they would always come and ask us if they could pay on this or that debit card in exchange for our cash. I don't think it will be long before we see crazy inflation again.


In spite of all this Harare was generally very relaxed and we felt completely safe walking the streets taking it all in but we were ready for Chimanimani National Park. We ended up having four nights here as we had had to send our passports back to the Ethiopian embassy in Australia to get a visa. It was a long slow drive through some big mountains to Heaven Lodge. Our truck is full of well travelled adventurous soles so we all opted to head into the mountains for a night without a guide with the intentions of climbing 2430m Mount Binga the second highest mountain in Zim but the highest mountain in Mozambique (the mountain range acts as the boarder). 


Most people spent the night in a hut while we went exploring this amazing landscape complete with huge rocky outcrops and lush grassy mountain plains and ended up spending the night in a stunning wee rock overhang. Up early the next morning it was a straight up scramble Norway style though with many more wild flowers and butterflies. We got slightly lost at one point and probably hadn't eaten enough on route so the final slog was pretty brutal. The views from the top were awesome but it had taken us much longer than expected so we had to put our skates on to get back in time for our pickup. After a couple of very steep rocky pitches we were again on a large grassy plateau before dropping down into a huge gorge filled with tropical trees which had escaped the bushfires that frequent the flats. All up we walked for a solid 8 hours and must have covered 24 to 28km plus nearly 1500m elevation gain so it was a healthy day out!  


We needed a relaxing recovery day and what better way than to have a round of golf… The course in all fairness was well maintained with nice greens however if you can't hit straight then finding your ball in the head-high grass and shrubs becomes a mission. There was also plenty of big swampy water features that we found the hard way, luckily there was no shortage of little kids who were happy to get up to their knees in mud to find our balls and chant "I am fine how are you" their first English sentence learnt in Africa. When bad light stopped play it had taken us nearly four hours to play 5 holes with Lucy having a slight lead on the score card. We couldn't be late back as we were taking a break from cooking on open fires as a truck and having pizzas for dinner cooked expertly by a couple of local lads washed down with a cold rum and ginger beer.


Back in Harare again. We camped at the Shambles – the Oasis truck base complete with a few dead and dying old yellow trucks. It was one of the boys birthdays and he thought no one new until we brought him out a cake. Upon this he made a hasty exit only to return with plenty of booze and a few drinking games later we were all inside one of the old trucks having a truck party. 
Thanks to DHL who forgot to send the correct details with the return addressed envelope and pick up our passports as required we had to kill an extra 4 days (sorry mum we might be late to Sri Lanka). So we left our tour guide behind and headed off with our very reliable and hilarious Kenyan driver Walter to Chinoy Caves. Here there are a couple of big sink holes with crystal clear water that takes on a splendid blue colour. We camped the night outside the entrance and Nick found a game of football with the local kids at the village while Lucy was on cook duty. We also got lulled to sleep by the pitta patter of rain for the first time on our trip though it was gone as quickly it came.



Our final destination in Zim was Lake Kariba where we were kept awake at night by noisy hippos and saw elephants, crocs, zebra and buffalo in and amongst the small town. A sunset lake cruise complete with a few gins and big barby topped off a really enjoyable 3 and a half weeks but we were relieved to have our passports and our tour leader back so we could continue north. This seems like an appropriate place to draw this latest addition to our blog to a close. We will endeavour to keep you updated in due course but hey we have much more pressing issues like trying to spot elephants so bare with us!